You’re losing to the girl with better boobs

You’re losing the race to the chick with better boobs. She’s ahead of you. And she’s more important than you because she has good tits. She’s more of a woman. It’s like, her woman card was handed out first before you, and by the time they got to you it was like “sorry, there’s no more titties left.” Get those boobs in shape. Make ’em pop out or else you’re going to lose. This is how you get male appreciation.